How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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