You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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