Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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