I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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