she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Barsexuality is the new black.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
