hell yes lets make some ravioli
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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