so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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