I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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