I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
try to milk me bitch
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