you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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