i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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