so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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