Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dignity is for republicans.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So much Jack, so little girl.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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