'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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