I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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