I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Are my feet made of real feet?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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