i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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