Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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