Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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