i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
You left your phone here
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