Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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