Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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