I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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