We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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