from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just invented taco cereal.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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