is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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