gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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