Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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