She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We had sex on a dog bed..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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