So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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