batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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