my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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