glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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