I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Who died my cat blue again?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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