Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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