Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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