Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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