When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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