it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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