Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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