bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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