well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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