OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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