If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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