the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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