My room smells like vodka and shame
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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