So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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