I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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