I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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