when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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