do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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