the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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